March 2011
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July 2010
2 posts
May 2010
3 posts
fmylife:
Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, “It’s okay, you’re American, everyone expects you to be fat.” FML
March 2010
15 posts
February 2010
19 posts
Everytime I see your face I get all wet between my...
(via frankiesayssnorlax)
I would assume so since it is my face thats down there.
January 2010
16 posts
“Don’t you run from me when I’m peeing on you.
Hahahah listen there are times...”
– Markus, my special man. (via frankiesayssnorlax)
hmmm
Why do girls with no curves feel the need to be naked? Thats like people with no legs signing up for a marathon.